Hamsterdunce #74

A little Valentine's Day marriage humor. Based on themes alone, not facts. ;-)

Hamsterdunce #55

There are still a lot of folks from our July wedding that Lee-Ann and I haven't thanked yet (you know who you are). I'm sure by the time our anniversary rolls around, they'll have been wished a Merry Christmas.

Hamsterdunce #53

So now you know what actual colors we painted our bathroom today...

Hamsterdunce #52

Lee-Ann (who did in fact own a Commodore 64 in her youth) thinks these characters are "too fat." I had to explain that they are, in fact, hamsters, and that hamsters just don't come in particularly svelte sizes.

Hamsterdunce #48

For the record, my wife does not knit, nor shall she ever knit. She doesn't nag, either. I think you've got to knit before you really know how to nag.

Hamsterdunce #44

My wife had to help me out tonight; I'm pretty swamped! By the way, that thing coming out of her head is a ponytail. That is all.

Hamsterdunce #43

I think her biggest punishment was probably paid with what could have only been a violently messy childbirth.

Hamsterdunce #39

Autobiographical, except instead of planting ass in front of the TV, it's planting ass in the office, working on worky work.

Hamsterdunce #28

Just venting... I paid this exact amount for the exact same bill today. And there really are some perfectly good woods outside I could be using free of charge.

Hamsterdunce #24

Hello, they're hamsters.

Hamsterdunce #16

Not at all factual. This Corvette is a 2011 C7, the ring price is massively inflated, and my own wife wants to take out the hot rod more often than I do (at least, when its battery isn't dead).

Hamsterdunce #5 - 3-Oct-2009

This is definitely not based on fact. I mean, I don't even have any red underpants.