Hamsterdunce #61

I plan on doing this with booze. Except for the quitting part.

Hamsterdunce #60

Of course, this will hopefully exclude LEGO blocks... on which I am staking my potential grandchildrens' future.

Hamsterdunce #59

For what it's worth, my Catholic wife would probably not enjoy jew's my harp Christmas carols any better.

Hamsterdunce #58

Just watched "Good Morning Vietnam" again last night, and I guess I'm just wistful for the pre-"Patch Adams" days...

Hamsterdunce #57

My dreams, let me show you them.

Hamsterdunce #56

All three of these films would definitely be in my queue.

Hamsterdunce #55

There are still a lot of folks from our July wedding that Lee-Ann and I haven't thanked yet (you know who you are). I'm sure by the time our anniversary rolls around, they'll have been wished a Merry Christmas.

Hamsterdunce #54

I had a dream last night that my friend Jack showed up to a high school reunion wearing lederhosen. They were orange. Don't ask me how that turned into this; I do not know. But at least I know that I dream in color.

Hamsterdunce #53

So now you know what actual colors we painted our bathroom today...

Hamsterdunce #52

Lee-Ann (who did in fact own a Commodore 64 in her youth) thinks these characters are "too fat." I had to explain that they are, in fact, hamsters, and that hamsters just don't come in particularly svelte sizes.

Hamsterdunce #51

And this also goes for about a million other pointless conversations I've had.

Hamsterdunce #50

Thanks to my friend Randel for the impetus of today's concept. Imp... impuh... whut?