Hamsterdunce #31

Happy Halloween from Hamsterdunce!

Hamsterdunce #30 - Guest Strip by Xeth

Guest comic by Xeth Feinberg, artistic liaison for Queer Duck, Hard Drinkin' Lincoln, Bulbo, Patriot Pig, and well, you get the picture. Hilarity.

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Hamsterdunce #29

Bearing in mind of course that "herbal enhancements" meant something completely different in 1969.

Hamsterdunce #28

Just venting... I paid this exact amount for the exact same bill today. And there really are some perfectly good woods outside I could be using free of charge.

Hamsterdunce #27

And lo, a flood washed across the internet, and everyone's porn was deleted except for Neo's, who had uploaded and saved his files, two by two. Because, you know, he needed backups.

Hamsterdunce #26

If this comic was drawn right to left, it would have made a lot more sense. Or not.

Hamsterdunce #25

Good old Galactus. He solves everyone's problems.

Hamsterdunce #24

Hello, they're hamsters.

Hamsterdunce #23

Not sure how I feel about the mental structure behind creating this particular comic. I regularly wonder about why caffeine somehow makes Coke & coffee taste different, and for that matter, the odd coincidence that coffee and caffeine are so similarly spelled. I will also regularly ask questions like this to anyone and everyone. But this comic just wrote itself with the punching. It was automatically generated by my brain to have this rambling, inquisitive character punched. My only conclusion is that I annoy the hell out of myself, and like I said, I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Hamsterdunce #22

So around the corner, there's this place that used to be called "Adam's Food Store." They've recently changed their name to "Discount Food Store," retaining all their crappy employees and crappy prices. Their deli won't even be re-opened for another four weeks. But for some reason, because of the name change alone apparently, the place is three times as packed as it ever was. It took me 20 minutes just to buy seltzer, people.

Hamsterdunce #21

Most difficult-to-draw bad pun of all time.

Hamsterdunce #20 - 20-Oct-2009

Here is the twentieth Hamsterdunce comic. Boy oh boy, I figured I'd have quit this thing by now. But no, it is simply too much fun, especially on a day like today when cool guys like Matt "Stretta" Davidson share writing duties.

Hamsterdunce #19 - 18-Oct-2009

These Sunday ones have been really fun. This one features 26 hamsters. Please enjoy the full color hamsters.

And by the way, yes, there are very probably 100 bands out there called "Free Beer." Another good one, I always have thought, is a band called "TBA" (as in "To Be Announced.") For local music news-rags that run band info, bars & clubs will just tell 'em "TBA" if nothing's set in stone yet, so this wuold be a good name for a struggling young band; people might actually believe they're playing like a dozen gigs in one weekend! If you use this idea, you may mail all your excess residuals thusly-like.

Hamsterdunce #18

In all fairness, I do connect with at least half of my ex work friends on Facebook at least once every four months or so... but far, far gone are the days of mopping beer off each other's floors with our beards.

Hamsterdunce #17

My wife is a high school soccer coach, and this is in honor of her team having a tough time their past couple of games...

Hamsterdunce #16

Not at all factual. This Corvette is a 2011 C7, the ring price is massively inflated, and my own wife wants to take out the hot rod more often than I do (at least, when its battery isn't dead).

Hamsterdunce #15

And let's not even get into the fantasies I had in the '80s and '90s; most of them required a holodeck anyway.

Hamsterdunce #14

I'd hate to think that some eons from now I've got to draw all of this again.

Hamsterdunce #13

I haven't moved in two years, but the pain of it is clearly lingering enough to extract comics about it.

Hamsterdunce #12

And in the '80s it was all about Nostradamus, and in the '70s it was all about Menudo, etc.

Hamsterdunce #11

Google search "Volkswagen 2028" to see the future car upon which I tra-- BASED my drawing today.

Hamsterdunce #10

This one makes me think of that scene from "A Christmas Carol" where Jacob Marley bellows, "MANKIND should have been our business!" Not to be confused with that BB gun movie, mind you.

Hamsterdunce #9

It should come as a surprise to no one that Hamsterdunce will be as much an excuse for me to draw Legos and synthesizers as much as Retarded Animal Babies was an excuse to draw boobies.

Hamsterdunce #8

This comic could contain roughly 50,000 panels, but I figured you'd get the message after three. I've been in possibly over a dozen local bands and I've been involved with at least one conversation like this in every single band.

Hamsterdunce #7 - 5-Oct-2009

It's a bit hypocritical of me to make any criticisms about committees or people with jobs in general, isn't it?

Still, I get bored watching editorials & reading commentaries from people endlessly talking about what we need to do to fix the economy, environment, swine flu, impending martial law, mile-high typhoons, alien invasions, etc. The "we" they must mean is Superman, because they & the other 6.7 billion of us are all just sitting on ass trying to call each other to arms. Meanwhile, I'm sitting on ass drawing cartoons about it for only about a dozen of those 6.7 billion people to read, so poop on me.

Hamsterdunce #6 - 4-Oct-2009

A very special Sunday edition Hamsterdunce comic. Everything about life is terrific!

Hamsterdunce #5 - 3-Oct-2009

This is definitely not based on fact. I mean, I don't even have any red underpants.

Hamsterdunce #4 - 2-Oct-2009

This is almost certainly not based on fact, unless you are considering 100% truth.

Hamsterdunce #3 - 1-Oct-2009

Yep, in ten years I'm gonna have the kind of dizzying future-tech which will allow me to hire a team of illegal aliens to draw hamsters for me.

Hamsterdunce #2 - 30-Sep-2009

I wonder if this comic will end up on Blogspot forever, or if I can maybe hire a programmer and perhaps even a masseuse.

Hamsterdunce #1 - 29-Sep-2009

Check it out, it's the first one. Man, all the way back in 2009. What a prolific guy this Dave is.